October 26, 2007

Where do I find the answers to these questions?

  • When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?This must surely be given a thought!
  • If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff? Very good thinking!!!
  • Who copyrighted the copyright symbol? Who knows!!!
  • Can you cry under water? Now,let me try
  • Why do people say, "you've been working like a dog" when dogs just sit around all day? I think they meant something else!
  • Why are the numbers on a calculator and a phone reversed? God knows why!
  • Do fish ever get thirsty? Don't you ever get intelligent?
  • Why do birds not fall out of trees when they sleep? Tonight I will stay and watch
  • If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables,then what is baby oil made from? No comments
  • What should one call a male ladybird? No comments
  • If a person suffered from amnesia and then was cured would they remember that they forgot? can somebody help?
  • Can you blow a balloon up under water? yes u can,i guess so
  • Why is it called a "building" when it is already built? Strange isn't it?
  • If you were traveling at the speed of sound and you turned on your radio would you be to able to hear it? Got to think scientifically and that means i can't!
  • If you're traveling at the speed of light and you turn your headlights on, what happens? Uh,huh
  • Why is it called a TV set when there's only one? Very nice.Very logical.
  • Why do most cars have speedometers that go up to at least 130 when you legally can't go that fast on any road?Man!
  • If drink & drive is not allowed why the hell do they have parking in Bars?AARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

October 25, 2007

Does Google Adsense really work?

I started showing Google ads on my weblog last year and ever since,I have received only $4.80,to be precise.Out of some 1700 impressions,only 75 or so clicked on the ads and this is very discouraging.And the funny part is,Google pays people only the amount goes upto $100.How many more years do i have to wait to get my first paycheck from Google?Man,i can't even imagine.Frankly speaking,I encourage people by clicking on the ads and i am doing what i can to encourage bloggers and webmasters.Well,what is your say on this issue and has any any of you recd a paycheck from Google?Share it with the world!

October 22, 2007

World's funniest one liners!

  • There are two rules for success: 1.) Don't tell all you know.
  • Time is what keeps things from happening all at once.
  • Few women admit their age; few men act it.
  • There are three kinds of people: Those who can count and those who can't.
  • Always remember that you are unique; just like everyone else.
  • Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
  • A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory
  • Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot.
  • I took an IQ test and the results were negative.
  • The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the ability to reach it.
  • If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
  • On the other hand, you have different fingers.
  • I've only been wrong once, and that's when I thought I was wrong.
  • I don't find it hard to meet expenses. They're everywhere.
  • Don't steal. The government hates competition.
  • The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.
  • National Atheist's Day April 1st.
  • If you don't like the news, go out and make some.
  • For every action there is an equal and opposite criticism.
  • I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure.
  • If everything is coming your way, then you're in the wrong lane.
  • A day without sunshine is like, night.
  • The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
  • Do not follow, for I may not lead. Do not lead, for I may not follow. Just go over there somewhere, please?
  • Never go to bed angry, stay awake and plot your revenge.
  • Treat each day as your last; one day you will be right.
  • Originality is the art of concealing your sources.
  • In an argument, a woman always has the last word. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
  • If you can't convince them, confuse them.
  • Here I am! What are your other two wishes?
  • To err is human. To forgive is against company policy.
  • just got lost in thought, and it was unfamiliar territory.
  • Time is a great healer, but a terrible beautician.
  • I intend to live forever - so far so good.
  • If people from Poland are called "Poles," why aren't people from Holland called "Holes"?
  • The last thing I want to do is insult you. But it IS on the list.
  • The trouble with life is there's no background music.
  • A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.

October 20, 2007

I am very happy!

Dear folks and buddies,

I am on cloud nine.Mere words can't tell how happy i am!I must thank all of you for making this blog a success!I take great pleasure in thanking all of you for your constant support!Thanks to everybody who has directly or indirectly contributed to my blog by subscribing to my feeds.Tomorrow morning,the no. of feed readers was 8 and now it's 19 and i can't really believe this!I am indebted to all of you!Thanks a million!

October 18, 2007

Speak out loud

Hi folks and buddies,

It's been a real long time since i posted anything on my blog and i thought it would be real great to do something different.And as usual I've come up with something serious:)

Do you have a best friend?If yes,he/she might not live up to your expectations.No human being is perfect.What do you not like in your best friend and why?Have you taken any steps to actually talk to him/her and find out if the problem is with you/him/her
?You don't have to mention his/her name.Sometimes,it's better speaking out loud rather than have things deep inside that haunt us all the time.This might also lead to emotional stress and nervous breakdown.I shall offer you counsel if the problem is serious.Don't feel bad that you are betraying your friend by talking about him/her here.On the contrary,this might help you learn the truth.

Enjoy your stay on my blog!have fun!

PS;I don't have any best friends but i am closer to a girl who's awesome.The only qualities i hate about her is her straightforwardness and her dominating character.

October 10, 2007

Contact me!
























Your Name :
Your Email :
Subject :
Message :
Image (case-sensitive):

October 7, 2007

Do real men cry?

Yesterday,a particular incident made me think,like get very serious and that's why i'm here to discuss it.Yesterday,I watched Jodi No 1(tamil), a program where couples in real life and random pairs dance and entertain(do they?) the viewers.I have been watching the program for quite sometime and it's been very good.Among the very few programs i watch,this is one.Now,a couple gets eliminated in each round and as usual tension spreads out in the air.There are 3 permanent judges and 2 special guests.Of the 3,one is kinda very straightforward and you must be knowing who it is.Yep,it's the great Simbu(yikes,to even speak of him when his father is still alive,the real thalai..lol:) Jokes apart,Simbu is very straightforward and though he talks nonsense at times,he's a good judge.He irritates people sometimes with his rather stupid comments.Otherwise,he's okay.He's a fair judge.But too prejudiced,if i am not wrong.He has the feeling that he's a born dancer.That might be true but being straightforward sometimes hurts people,which is the truth.He extols people highly when they are terrific and says "the performance was terrible" right to the face.Clean!

Now,yesterday some 6 couples danced and all were passable.Prithviraj-Uma Riaz danced for Dhoom II song and Prithvi was real great,or so the other judges said.I really loved his body language and am crazy about his muscular body.He's still hot in his forties.He's ludicrous and stupid at times,leave alone that:)Well,coming to the real matter,the first judge said they were awesome and ooh and aahed.The next turn was Simbhu's and he was grave.That meant trouble and i kinda sensed it.He said with his usual calm face "Good attitude,Prithvi but I didn't like the way you danced".He congratulated Uma on the other hand and kept mum.Lo,Prithvi was all red with anger and Uma started crying.Tension was in the air and they left the podium.Prithvi looked dangerous.He was looking too calm.Simbhu had noticed that and asked him straight to the face what his problem was.He also asked him if he were angry and asked him to pent out his emotions.Prithvi accused him of being biased and left in a frenzy.What followed made me think;Here the main part goes:

Simbhu,after a few morose seconds started CRYING.He said being straightforward was his character and right from his childhood he was like that.And that he couldn't help it.Prithvi was listening to all this in a calm manner.But Simbhu's voice faltered and he seemed pathetic.After having reached a decision , he left the place saying he was the one that was rejected that day and left the place.Before this could happen,all the couples and the anchor shoved him inside.Who was right and who was wrong doesn't matter now.It's whether real men cry at all!Basically I am the kind of person that would say "you say a man cried?yikes!"!That's not my fault.I don't kinda hate men who cry but i can't stand men crying.Or anyboby crying for that matter.

Issues like this make me think sometimes if men are emotionally unstable.Yesterday in the course of a telephone conversation with a close friend, i called a person "an emotional idiot".While my friend said she felt sorry for the guy,I didn't.I laughed and laughed.Don't know why.Actually i had presumed the guy was all rough and tough but it's a pity he cried.I still don't feel bad that i called him an emotional idiot.But my friend said that was too strong a word and said perhaps he was being sentimental.What difference does it make?

I don't know if i am correct or wrong,but in my definition men don't cry.Atleast real ones don't!

October 6, 2007

Microsoft Student Partner program,whoa!

It's been a long time since I posted anything on my wonderful blog and it's quite sad!I have got study hols now,thankfully and semester exams start from the 15th of november.Life's pretty cool at the moment.I have got a lot of time to cover up my portions,no doubt.The only subject that gives me goosebumps is Microprocessors and I am kinda into it now.I started with 8085 yesterday and found the concepts interesting.Hmm,will probably finish atleast 3 units before my semester practical exams begin.We shall talk about all this later.Period.

A week before,that is last sunday,I got an invitation via mail to attend an interview for the Microsoft Student partner program.I had applied for it earlier and got selected to attend the interview.The interview was held at the microsoft office in RadhaKrishnan Salai and i was quite amazed how cool and professional the environment looked.The interview was to start at 1000 and i reached there by 0920.I caught the lift with a guy that looked muscular and all ivy-league.Deep inside I was having a nervous breakdown.If you thought i was the first one to reach the place,you are mistaken.There were around some 15-20 already standing there and all were guys.Their cool demeanor gave me the creeps and i thought i was the only female in the group.A few minutes later,a nerdy looking girl arrived and minutes later,some 5-6 girls arrived.We didn't talk much.Always happens with the girls right??

At 10oo promptly,we were asked to sit in a conference room and i sat next to the nerd.She was talking gibberish asking if i knew asp programming and was comfortable with VB.I nodded my head in the opposite direction and silenced her with a straight no and said my stream doesn't require programming knowledge.Thankfully,she didn't ask me why i was there then:)

First , the GD was held and of the 25 present totally,we were split into 3 and i was in the first group.I was the only girl in the group.The topic was "Is cricket over hyped in India?" and we talked and talked and talked.Those damned fools wouldn't let me talk and started fighting and i was becoming the moderator.Alright.Good for a starter.Then i talked about this and that and finally after 10 mins ,we were asked to sit in a room.The room looked all ornate and classic and F1 racing was going on live.Hamilton and some other person were in a frenzy and drove fabulous.My eyes never left the TV.A few minutes later,the results were announced and Ms Ranjani Ravi along with 3 more people was selected.I didn't jump or feel superb.I knew that the next round was the real tough round.In all,i knew what was coming.Technical round!

By now I had acquainted with my other two friends and we were talking about everything from blogging to engineering.It was good.I was called by the interviewer himself after about 10 mins and you should have seen my mouth then,offering prayer after prayer.I enter his room.He asks many questions,thankfully nothing so technical and i answer them confidently.I really don't know how i gained confidence like that.I knew i spoke well and he must have known too.But the only thing that mattered was the technical knowledge and without that you just can't simply boast of your communication skills.After having spoken for about 20 minutes,the interviewer asked me to concentrate more on the technical side.He wanted me to know about C#,ASP.NET and general programming basics and i was game.I was confident he would say "Sorry to say,Ms Ravi but you are rejected" but that didn't come straight away.He wanted me to keep in touch with him and learn things.If i got comfortable with the basics and the programming stuff, I was to contact him immediately.He said he had not rejected me since i talked well.(That's one thing I should thank God for!!)I'll be having another round of technical discussion or something to that effect.

I didn't know what to say then.I simply mumbled a pleasantry and got out fast.I knew not what was happening.I got out of the building and reached home fast.I am not gonna tell you what the others did to me.They were asking me all sorts of questions ranging from "How does he talk like?" to "Is he jovial?".I kept a straight face and told everyone that i was rejected.That way you become free.Nobody asks a loser what the whole thing is all about.They mumbled something and took me for a loser which was evident from their faces.No problem!Do i care at all what people think of me??I got home,slept for a good 2 hrs dreaming about Microsoft and finally,sent a mail to the interviewer.After 3 days,I got a mail from him(on 4.10.07).He has sent me the links to all online tutorials and man,i can't ask for more.There are some 6-7 links and some 4-5 programming languages.The ultimate thing is ASP.NET and to master that,I should learn C,C++,C#,a scripting language and ASP.NET in one month.That's the catch:).I already know C and NOW,i must learn all the other 4.Heard C++ and C# are similar.As for the scripting language,I have started learning javascript and it's way too cool.So,readers and folks,I must learn all the 4 in one month.Is it possible?It has to be,silly,only then can i say i am an MSP.

Why did i type such a big story?Ha,u must be knowing,or else you wouldn't be coming to a conclusion that it's worth waiting for rampantheart's posts.Please check back for posts,I will surely post things on my cute blog.Won't leave it uncared for.Atleast i guess so!

With all the microprocessor programs and javascript jammed on my head,can a make a statement now?You know the answer!:(

November 2007 September 2007 Home

 
Clicky Web Analytics