Perceptions of an Ambivert

Are you a spammer?Do you have the irresistible urge to make spam comments?And do you secretly enjoy spamming blogs and websites with your weird s***? If so, you have come to the right place. The place where you can be yourself and not be others who make stupid genuine comments. Welcome to the Spammers Inc, where Spammers spam 24/7.

Here's an exclusive Interview with the most creative person on earth-Spammie Spamberg who's behind the one-of-a-kind company.I thank her from the bottom of my heart for speaking put loud!


What is Spammers Inc?

SS:Well, Spammers Inc in an exclusive start up for spammers who are neglected by the internet world. It gives me great displeasure to add that spammers are not treated fairly by the world.Worse, they get cursed whenever they make comments that satisfy them. To put in a nutshell, Spammers Inc will act as a bridge between spammers and advertisers. The most significant thing to note here is Spammers Inc acts as a social networking site where spammers can network with others and gain expertise. They can also boast of their spamming skills in the blog we provide them.Further, it also acts as a money making tool where spammers are paid by advertisers for spamming on other blogs. For further details check out the website. I am sure you will find the website useful and entertaining!

Tell us something about yourself, Ms Spammie Spamberg!You have got quite an interesting name!

SS: *Chuckles* I was actually born in a village which i rechristened "Spamville" by buying the entire village. I was 12 when the world of computers started fascinating me. A close friend of mine introduced me to spamming when i was 15 and from then on, i have been spamming!You'll be amazed if i put forward the fact that i have 1234567 spams, as on date. I have also received the "Best Spammer Award" for 5 years in a row, now. Well, every parent wants her kid to have a cute name and i had one too but i thought i should sacrifice my name and get one that is related to my field of operation. Thus the name Spammie.

Your magazine "Spammers Digest" is already a big hit!Now, Who inspired you to start something unique like this?

SS:I got the idea when i was 21.When i was young, i didn't know the tactics of spamming on weblogs and websites. I spammed on every blog i could see and that brought me a very bad name. So i decided to start venturing into something like this which will teach novices the art of Spamming. It also has information on where to spam and articles that throw insight into Spam Engine Optimisation. I have a team of successful spammers and SEO experts without whom i wouldn't be where i am!

Well, Frankly speaking, i have got no role models. I am my own role model.

Can you please tell us about your forthcoming book "Spamming to Success"?

SS:I success i had with the magazine urged me into coming up with the book "Spamming to success". It will hit the stores soon and is expected to create waves in the history of spamming. I am sure it will be in the New York times bestseller list. I request all spammers to buy the original book and not the pirated version. Believe me, the book is a trasure and to put it inn a nutshell, it has articles like "101 reasons why you should SPAM", "111 websites and blogs where you should SPAM", "50 websites and blogs where you should never SPAM" and "What makes a SPAMMER special".

Now that we have reached the last question of the interview, can you please advise upcoming spammers and tell a few words exclusively for the 'Perceptions of an ambivert' readers?

SS: First of all i would like to thank you for what you have done. Not many bloggers support spamming and i am touched and amzed beyond words by your generosity.I don't usually give interviews.This is a rare case. Well, upcoming spammers need not worry about their future at all!They have a prospective future and what they need to do is susbcribe to the fortnightly magazine "Spammers Digest" and order the first copy of the book "Spamming to success". Don't forget to join the Spammers Inc club , which is the right place for spammers to unite. And always keep this in mind, "Spam , Spam and Spam till preposterous tools like Akismet and Bad behavior get tired!"

That was indeed an awesome interview, Ms Spamberg! I sinxcerely wish you succeed in all your future endeavors!